#1 - Ken: By Request Only
|Never have I seen such an empty gaze|
So who is this "Ken"? Where does he come from, what kind of music did he play? These were all hotly debated questions amongst computer-glued hipsters until someone decided to go and find out. It turns out that Ken is a Bible Belt Christian musician; his full name is Ken Snyder. He actually has had a great sense of humor about the whole internet fiasco, and like any whole-hearted and generous Christian would, he sold every last copy of the album he had. On the eBay ad's, he even put "Worst Album Cover" in the selling title. And it would appear that they got sold pretty damn quickly, as you can't find a single one on eBay anymore. Well done, Ken. Well done.
#2 - Jim Post: I Love My Life
|Do you really...?|
|You know what you did.|
|Tell him. Right now.|
|He's probably made better choices than buying the puppet...|
Now, I am sure that most of you are wondering why on earth The Beatles even made this list. For most baby boomers and hipsters, The Beatles can do no wrong. Besides, the cover art for that album wasn't even bad!
|Not creative, but not bad either.|
#5 - The Ministers Quartet: Let Me Touch Him
#6 - Geraldine and Ricky: Trees Talk Too!
|But we sort of wish they didn't|
The answer? A turtle neck and pink slacks. She also appears to have done herself a favor by giving the puppet a pale complexion that makes her look like less of a cold-hearted Ice Queen. An ill-fated ploy, if I do say so myself.
#7 - Prince: Lovesexy
|A landmark achievement for the pencil moustache|
#8 - David Hasselhoff: Night Rocker
|Kip looks slightly embarrassed|
#9 - Herbie Man: Push Push
#10 - Mike Crain: God's Power
|"In the name of the Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit...HIYA!!!"|
However, if you think that Mike Crain is the one holy man with an iron fist, you would be wrong.