#1 - The Indian Gharial
|"Is this where I audition for 'Pokemon'?"|
|It's all fun and games until you realize that an inch of plastic isn't good enough.|
#2 - The Yeti Lobster
First off, let's be clear. Any animal to have earned a title with "Yeti" in the name should be considered horrifying on any level. This creature of Satan, however, managed to elude any sort of classification until 2005, when it was first discovered. All right, I have stalled on revealing this image of horror until now. Have fun trying to ever swim in an ocean again.
|It's daring you to sell it for $8.00 a lb.|
#3 - The Dumbo Octopus
Let's get straight to the picture on this one.
|"Why won't anyone love me?!"|
#4 - The White Turtle
This one should be avoided for those of you who have weak stomachs, or want to be able to enjoy Thanksgiving turkey ever, ever again. Here it is.
|"Somebody. Anybody. Kill me."|
|"Can I PLEASE put it down now?"|
#5 - Star-Nosed Mole
Let me assure you, I have saved the best for last. By best, of course, I mean utterly horrifying and nightmare inducing. Without any further ado, I give you the Star-Nosed Mole.
|No words. None.|
|The Star-Nosed Mole, pictured here just before laying waste to the dreams of children|